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Celebrate the humor unique to you and your favorite Valentine with a card that hits the sweet spot of your shared laughter. From punny to funny to LOL, via text, email, or print, sending Valentines is a win-win move. And we’ve collected messages and quotes that might be the words that speak for you and your funny bone, words that say, “I love how we laugh together!”
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30 Valentines messages
30 valentine quotes
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Ha-Ha-Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love can be serious or seriously funny! If laughter is the love language between you and a special someone or friend or grandma, a Valentine with a sense of humor might be the perfect one. Keep a few things in mind as you choose messages for the people who love to laugh with you.
- A personal touch adds connection to your Valentine. Is there a message that echoes a conversation or event that made it into the Hilarious Hall of Fame? Great choice! Or add a sentence or two of your own that does the job.
- What kind of humor makes both of you laugh? Is there a type of humor this person would find offensive or just groan-worthy? Avoid that.
- Make the message match the relationship. A co-worker you know only at work who shares your love of jokes might appreciate a Valentine with a little distance built in. Which your Significant Other definitely Would. Not.
In minutes, you can send smiles and chuckles and outright guffaws that warm the hearts of those you love a little or a lot. Valentines are easy to scatter on the winds of friendship and love and family affection via technology, snail mail, or a truly-old-school hand delivery. Who gets one first?
30 Funny Valentine Messages
What does your heart want to say? We have suggestions, or maybe our words will prime the pump of your own well of words. Have a look!
- Unlike the toilet paper, my love for you will never run out. Happy Valentine’s Day Forever!
- Will you say that you’ll be mine? Will you be my Valentine? My hopeful guess is a great big hug with the sweetest, “Yes!”
- Happy Valentine’s Day to my huggy bear from your kissy face. Love you!
- I love you a little s’more every day. You are lip-smackin’ sweetness, Valentine!
- You stole a pizza my heart! You saucy thing.
- Wishing you a Valentine’s Day you’ll love! So, candy, candy, candy, candy? Happy Heart Day, Skyler!
- On Valentine’s Day, it can be difficult to be alone, but it helps to fortify yourself with chocolate,the remote, and a vivid memory of your worst date. Happy Valentine’s Day!
- I donut know what I’d do without you. I donut want to know. Love you, Sweetie!
- Valentine, I pick you. Every single day. Love, Riley
- Orange you glad we met? Your sweet squeezes weaken my kneeses!
- I wish you a beary Happy Valentines… With all my huggy heart!
- Ewe woolly stole my heart. And it’s shear delight, Babe!
- Grandma, your hugs are the best! Homemade, on the spot. Have a Happy Valentine’s Day, Grandma!
- May all the love you’ve thrown out there come back to smack you in the nicest way. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom!
- Be my Boo. Or I’ll be Boo-Hoo! Be mine, Valentine?
- Wishing you a Valentine’s Day that’ll make you wag your tail! If you had one.
- Pudgy little baby child with a bow and arrow? No one sees that coming.
- Good shot, Cupid, good shot. Love you, Valentine!
- What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine? A Valen-tiny!
- Have a HUGELY Happy Valentine’s Day, Cameron!
- You shower me with love, Valentine. My favorite weather! Love, Alex
- I love you more than… more than… It would appear I love you more.
- Friends who love you, friends who support you… these are the true Valentines.
Also, I’m single this year. - Some people make your heart go pitter-patter. You make mine dance! Best. Valentine. Ever.
- You’re the glaze to my donut, the sweet to my heart! Love you, Valentine!
- Mr. Walker, you’re wished a fun-filled day, wondering who sent you this Valentine! Thanks for teaching your heart out for us!
- If this Valentine could talk, it would say, “Get me out of this envelope!” And then it would say, “Grandma loves you!” Happy Valentine’s Day, Sammy!
- Valentine, I’d compare you to the most exclusive wines and caviars, but I don’t like those.
- You’re more amazing than sweet tea and Moon Pies. Love you, Babe!
- Sending you 100% natural, organic love, Valentine! Locally-sourced hugs and kisses to follow.
- Zoom in. Hold. There. Keep holding…keep holding… Forever is good.
- I was gonna stuff all my love for you into your Valentine. But it was kinda like trying to get into your skinny jeans the day after Thanksgiving. Happy Valentine’s Day, Peyton!
- Valentine, if you’ll be mine, my heart will ring with music! If we eat Mexican, it will be accompanied by a tooting section.
30 Funny Valentine Quotes
“Unknown” is famously productive when it comes to quotes, but some pretty famous people have also contributed humorous remarks about true love to the Internet archives. Which ones make you smile?
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
I understand Valentine’s Day, as a concept. The naked baby shoots you with an arrow, and you fall in love.
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.
I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
The four most important words in any marriage — I’ll do the dishes.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I’m all alone with you!
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
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